Funny Sex Quotes
Funny? True? What do you think?
You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither. - Steve Martin
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. - Woody Allen
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. - Tom Clancy
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal
According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful. - Jay Leno
The problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. - Robin Williams
Name? Austin Danger Powers. Sex? Yes please! --Austin Powers
A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
--Barbara Bush
All really great lovers are articulate, and verbal seduction is the surest road to actual seduction.
-- Marya Mannes
"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." -- George Burns
"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that -- sex for money costs less." -- Brendan Francis
There is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror. -- W. Somerset Maugham
You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither. - Steve Martin
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. - Woody Allen
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. - Tom Clancy
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal
According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful. - Jay Leno
The problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. - Robin Williams
Name? Austin Danger Powers. Sex? Yes please! --Austin Powers
A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
--Barbara Bush
All really great lovers are articulate, and verbal seduction is the surest road to actual seduction.
-- Marya Mannes
"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." -- George Burns
"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that -- sex for money costs less." -- Brendan Francis
There is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror. -- W. Somerset Maugham
